Thursday, July 14, 2005

Oh tell me is it fun, oh tell me Mr. Sun

[regarding the title] Uhh... don't ask, I have no freaking clue why I wrote that.

[regarding life in California]
Hi T, I thought I'd grace your blog with some So. Cal commentary to share with all your little friends. I shall be nice and brake it into easily readable chunks so it can be digested with ease.

[[regarding driving]] I love California roads, plain and simple. When nearly every road has a speed limit >= 50mph... what's not to like.

[[regarding drivers]] I hate California drivers. I guess that's not totally true, they do tend to flow better than Washington drivers, but they cut you off a lot and 90% don't know what a freaking turn signal is.

[[regarding weather]] Sun == good. 'nuf said.

[[regarding women]] Using the following formulas we can reach the proper conclusion:

California = Sun + Heat

Women = Vanity

Sun + Vanity = Desire For Tan

Heat + Desire For Tan = Less Clothes

Less Clothes = :-D (<- David)

Thus:

California + Women = :-D (<- David)

[[regarding work]] We have a helicopter in office for testing... and I get to play with lots of hardware. "Kick Ass!"

[regarding my commentary] I have no idea why I wrote it this way, just roll with it.